Squeeze me, baby, till the juice runs down my leg

The way you squeeze my lemon, I’m gonna fall right out of bed

We’ve rounded up the five weirdest sexual lyrics, which includes The Lemon Song (Led Zeppelin), in which frontman Robert Plant talks about his penis like some kind of seedy fruit seller. Ok.  (via guardian)


When I have a thing for someone, I spend a ridiculous amount of time daydreaming about giving them really spectacular oral sex.